Bull Market Fan Gifts

'We want you to walk the halls, and make the stockbrokers feel good.'

Investments: R.K Dumwiddle 'Bullish' since 1929.

The day the stock market went UP.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Ta Da!...

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

The Bullish World

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Stock market recession strategy.

Learning from economics

Why stocks go up forever.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

"I keep seeing red flags."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'