Bear Market Fan Gifts

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Sub-prime Bear

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Markets Drama

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."