Bear Market Enthusiast Gifts

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'

Wall Street Bear Market 'Better order in more porridge'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"September can be a bad month for buying stocks...other bad months for buying stocks can be October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July and August."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Sub-prime Bear

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Time to buy.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Bear at a vending machine

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."