Bear Market Believer Gifts

"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."

"You're new around here."

Sub-prime Bear

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

The Bullish World

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Learning from economics

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Why stocks go up forever.

Markets Drama

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'