Bear Market Buff Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the bear market buff? Our collection combines humor and creativity, celebrating their savvy market insights with cheeky artwork on mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints. These thoughtful gifts are great for those who navigate market downturns with a sense of humor and style, making their investing experience a little brighter and a lot more fun.

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Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!"

Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!" mockup

Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!"

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'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?' mockup

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

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Death of a broker.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!" mockup

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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Sub-prime Bear

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'Time to buy.'

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!' mockup

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

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'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

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"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..." mockup

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

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Stock market books.

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'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.' mockup

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

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'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.' mockup

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

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"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout." mockup

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

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Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

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"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds." mockup

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

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Stock market recession strategy.

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Markets Drama

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"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year." mockup

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

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New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk. mockup

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

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Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city. mockup

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

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"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks." mockup

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

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How to bare up in a bare market.

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'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.' mockup

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

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'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Probably just another correctional movement...' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

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Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

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"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings." mockup

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

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'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.' mockup

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

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"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing" mockup

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

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'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.' mockup

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

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Wild Window Washers

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Bear Market Buff Gifts Collection

Bear Market Buff Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed for the bear market buff—perfect for starting their day with humor and smart market insights.

Bear Market Buff Pillows

Find cozy pillows that feature fun market phrases and charming bear images, great for any investor’s living or workspace.

Bear Market Buff Prints

Browse our art prints that cleverly depict the bear market spirit—an ideal gift for those who love to add personality to their environment.

Bear Market Buff T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts tailored for the bear market buff—wear their market wisdom or jokes proudly on casual days.