Bear Market Jester Gifts

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Investments.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Now, where was I?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Markets Drama

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Stock market recession strategy.

Man ironing out a line graph.

Economic Think Tank. Some of my data says the economy is getting better and some says it's getting worse! So just report that the economy is humming along but you're not sure what tune it's playing.

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."