Bear Market Juggler Gifts

Stock market recession strategy.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Sub-prime Bear

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Time to buy.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The stock market sky is falling.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'