Bear Market Jester T-Shirts

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Investments.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Now, where was I?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Stock market books.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Man ironing out a line graph.

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

Markets Drama

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Stock market recession strategy.

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.