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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Bank Ratings Lowered.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Exchange Rate.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

Stock market books.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It's not looking good!'

US Dollar weakens.