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"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."

"You're new around here."

Sub-prime Bear

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

The Bullish World

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Learning from economics

Markets Drama

Why stocks go up forever.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Death of a broker.

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'