Bear Market Philosopher T-Shirts

Dress their market mood with t-shirts that showcase their philosophical perspective on bear markets. Funny, stylish, and thought-provoking—ideal for traders who think differently.

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Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down mockup

Thank you for not Wishing Me a Nice Day When the Market is Down

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.' mockup

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...' mockup

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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Flat tax - equal burden?

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Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich. mockup

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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'Time to buy.'

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Money god

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"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?" mockup

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

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"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings." mockup

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

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"Money is life's report card."

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Economic Downturns

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'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

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'I got a big refund on my income tax.' mockup

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

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"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market." mockup

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

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"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..." mockup

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

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Accountant Manqué

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Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age. mockup

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

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"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage." mockup

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?' mockup

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is." mockup

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

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'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.' mockup

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

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"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am." mockup

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

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'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.' mockup

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

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'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?' mockup

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.' mockup

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

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'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.' mockup

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

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'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.' mockup

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

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'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?' mockup

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

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'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.' mockup

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

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'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.' mockup

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

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Bear Market Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Bear Market Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the bear market philosopher—perfect for those who love to start their day with wit and wisdom.

Bear Market Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows featuring humorous and insightful designs inspired by bear market philosophy—perfect for adding personality to any space.

Bear Market Philosopher Prints

Browse our selection of prints that capture the humorous and resilient spirit of the bear market philosopher—ideal for inspiring and decorating their trading area.