Stock Market Philosopher T-Shirts

'Money was down again in relation to love and happiness.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Ace Investments - 'Join our support groups for investors who: Bought before the bust, sold before the boom.'

'He'll give you the wine order in 20 minutes. It's one of the drawbacks of watching delayed stock quotes all day.'

Three great regrets in music and stocks.

J. B. Tiffin: Somebody rich, until he made the common mistake of buying high and selling low.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Wall St. or True Love.

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

Money god

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Money is life's report card."

Economic Downturns

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

The Contrarian funds

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."