Finance Philosopher T-Shirts

Make a statement with our finance philosopher t-shirts—witty and insightful designs that display their passion for finance and philosophy in style and comfort.

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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do." mockup

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

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The Victorious Turtle

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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.' mockup

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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"As a Baby Boomer, I never thought the boom would be the sound of my retirement accounts collapsing."

"As a Baby Boomer, I never thought the boom would be the sound of my retirement accounts collapsing." mockup

"As a Baby Boomer, I never thought the boom would be the sound of my retirement accounts collapsing."

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'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.' mockup

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

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Debt.

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'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.' mockup

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

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'I was hoping my life would fit the rags to riches model. Instead I've had to settle for rags to large amounts of unsecured debt.'

'I was hoping my life would fit the rags to riches model. Instead I've had to settle for rags to large amounts of unsecured debt.' mockup

'I was hoping my life would fit the rags to riches model. Instead I've had to settle for rags to large amounts of unsecured debt.'

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"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it." mockup

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

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"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?" mockup

"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

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'How can a loan be risky when you can get a government bailout?'

'How can a loan be risky when you can get a government bailout?' mockup

'How can a loan be risky when you can get a government bailout?'

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"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble." mockup

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

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Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances" mockup

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

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"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments." mockup

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

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Where is Goes

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"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable."

"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable." mockup

"Since when is malicious, meanspirited and possibly criminal behavior considered unacceptable."

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"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!"

"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!" mockup

"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!"

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'So that's why your stock sells at 36,000 times earnings.'

'So that's why your stock sells at 36,000 times earnings.' mockup

'So that's why your stock sells at 36,000 times earnings.'

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Getting a second opinion on the financial aspects of your treatment."

Getting a second opinion on the financial aspects of your treatment." mockup

Getting a second opinion on the financial aspects of your treatment."

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'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.' mockup

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

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Recycling.

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'Say, aren't you my old financial advisor?'

'Say, aren't you my old financial advisor?' mockup

'Say, aren't you my old financial advisor?'

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'The cost of living is always the same, all you have and a little more.'

'The cost of living is always the same, all you have and a little more.' mockup

'The cost of living is always the same, all you have and a little more.'

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'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.' mockup

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

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"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker." mockup

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money." mockup

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

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