Bear Fan Gifts

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

'Well, that makes two of us. I'm lost too.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Carpe carp...Seize the fish.

The toytown mafia at work.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

. . .Threatening to kill another man 'with his bear hands'.

'Can this be our little secret?'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"He was threatening my cubs so I had to charge! I still have nightmares about the mauling!. . . But he was delicious."

"No, not this time. I'm on a glutton-free diet."

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

"...I can hibernate for months yet I can never fall asleep on a plane"

'Too early for happy hour?'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

'If'n you don't stop talkin' to my honey, I'm gonna come down and kick the stuffin' outta you.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Absolutely not!"

Wolf Karaoke