Artistic Bear Fan Gifts

Bearly Painting

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Baby Bear.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.