Artistic Bear Fan Gifts

Bearly Painting

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Baby Bear.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"