Grizzly Bear Fan Gifts

"Ok...the porridge in bed was a bit weird, but everything else was just right."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Bear Costume

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Bear Bears his Cross

Notre Dam

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.