Giraffe Fan Gifts

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'

I hope you didn't come by bus!

Giraffe Limbo.

Parachuting Giraffe.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sauce for the Goose

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Bip."

"Whiplash..."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Same old crowd."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."