Giraffe Fan Gifts

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'

I hope you didn't come by bus!

Giraffe Limbo.

Parachuting Giraffe.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Giraffe Selfie

Sauce for the Goose

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

"Bip."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

'Cosmetic surgery.'