Giraffe Fans Gifts

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

'Cool! Tallscreen!'

'I hate it when someone tall sits in front of us at the movies.'

Giraffes Knotted Together by the Neck

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Why giraffes hate winter

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

'Tired of fetching?'

"Bip."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Same old crowd."