Giraffe Admirer Gifts

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Jungle Games

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Giraffe Fighting

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

"I see the problem ... you used the short form."

Chester vs Krimpknuckle - The Undisputed King of Stepladder Salesmen.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

'I'll meet you down by the working animals.'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'That was very clumsy of me, but I must say your nest was delicious.'

Regular Giraffe, Gangsta' giraffe.

A Giraffe Excluder

'It's a protected species, so I'm not going to disturb it before the nestlings are ready to fly...'

Seagiraffes

"I'm not much of a cat person. Actually I'm more of a giraffe person."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Neck Tie

"Son, we need you to work on your bad altitude."

"Hey Mike, you'll never guess what I found at the zoo."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe bath.

Remainders

Giraffe Restrooms

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."

Giraffe Selfie

Lost.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?