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Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Jungle Games

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Giraffe Fighting

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

Giraffe Umbrella

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

"I see the problem ... you used the short form."

Chester vs Krimpknuckle - The Undisputed King of Stepladder Salesmen.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

'I'll meet you down by the working animals.'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'That was very clumsy of me, but I must say your nest was delicious.'

Regular Giraffe, Gangsta' giraffe.

A Giraffe Excluder

'It's a protected species, so I'm not going to disturb it before the nestlings are ready to fly...'

Seagiraffes

"I'm not much of a cat person. Actually I'm more of a giraffe person."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Neck Tie

"Son, we need you to work on your bad altitude."

"Hey Mike, you'll never guess what I found at the zoo."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe bath.

Remainders

Giraffe Restrooms

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."

Giraffe Selfie

"And he has a long, graceful neck just like his father who was definitely a zebra."

How Giraffes Are Born.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'