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'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'The pet store told us she was a 'Teacup Giraffe'.'

'This could be a long day.'

"I try to rise above the paperwork."

"Whiplash..."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

A giant glass of red wine

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

City Zoo