Giraffe Aficionado Prints

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'The pet store told us she was a 'Teacup Giraffe'.'

'This could be a long day.'

"I try to rise above the paperwork."

"Whiplash..."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Why giraffes hate winter

A giant glass of red wine

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Same old crowd."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.