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'Do you have a longer straw?'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Giraffe putting.

"I'll say it's serious...he has a sore throat."

Free neck massages.

"I just don't know. It's a really difficult decision."

'I have no idea why your throat hurts, but what I can do is write you a small fortune in prescriptions to help mask the symptoms.'

The giraffe-tamer.

Giraffe putting.

"I'll say it's serious...He has a sore throat."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

Spiro & Pusho and the giraffe.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."

Giraffe swing

You'll have to learn how to climb down tress sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...

"The problem with the city is that I have to be constantly checking for overhead powerlines..."

Passport Photos.

'Oh no, not 'Hide and Seek'! I always lose at 'Hide and Seek'...'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

Giraffe on three TV screens.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sorry Dad, but when I sit up straight, I can't see a thing...

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

'I just never realized she was that depressed...'

"He is afraid of heights."

"Tee hee..!"

"The 'Rising Above Conflict' Initiative...who can we get to lead it?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"