Giraffe Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'

Giraffe putting.

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Free neck massages.

'I have no idea why your throat hurts, but what I can do is write you a small fortune in prescriptions to help mask the symptoms.'

"I just don't know. It's a really difficult decision."

"I'll say it's serious...he has a sore throat."

"I'll say it's serious...He has a sore throat."

The giraffe-tamer.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

Giraffe putting.

Concerned about the quality of her son's day care center, Melissa goes undercover.

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Excuse me, would you mind removing your hat?"

"Admittedly, it's a niche market."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."

Giraffe Sailing

"If you think that's impressive, you should be here when she needs flossing."

Giraffe swing

"Your turn."

You'll have to learn how to climb down tress sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...

Spiro & Pusho and the giraffe.

Passport Photos.

'Oh no, not 'Hide and Seek'! I always lose at 'Hide and Seek'...'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"

Giraffe on three TV screens.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sorry Dad, but when I sit up straight, I can't see a thing...

"The problem with the city is that I have to be constantly checking for overhead powerlines..."