Giraffe Lovers Pillows

Room for one more...

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Giraffe defending a basketball goal.

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

Big business is not evil

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Modigliani's Giraffe

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."