Artistic Giraffe Lovers Pillows

Portrait of a giraffe

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Jungle Games

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Whiplash..."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Big business is not evil

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Ether Island

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"Same old crowd."

City Zoo

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'