Artistic Giraffe Lovers Mugs

Portrait of a giraffe

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Big business is not evil

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Same old crowd."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."