Techie Giraffe Lovers Mugs

"It's pretty sad when even I can't get a signal."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Whiplash..."

Europa takes a selfie

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

City Zoo

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"Romance"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"It's an app."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."