Techie Giraffe Lovers T-Shirts

"It's pretty sad when even I can't get a signal."

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Europa takes a selfie

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Romance"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"It's an app."