Giraffe Appreciator Mugs

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Stilts.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'You'll have to learn how to climb down trees sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...'

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Giraffe Selfie

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Why giraffes hate winter

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Jungle Games

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Same old crowd."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'