Giraffe Appreciator Pillows

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Stilts.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'You'll have to learn how to climb down trees sometime... I can't keep asking for Bob's help...'

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Giraffe Portrait

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Why giraffes hate winter

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Jungle Games

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Modigliani's Giraffe

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

"Same old crowd."