Giraffe Appreciators Mugs

Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Why giraffes hate winter

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Same old crowd."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

City Zoo

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'