Giraffe Lovers Mugs

Room for one more...

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Giraffe defending a basketball goal.

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Romantic Giraffes

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Why giraffes hate winter

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Jungle Games

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Whiplash..."

Big business is not evil

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Same old crowd."