Grizzly Admirer T-Shirts

"Have a good five months sleep dear!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Seagiraffes

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Giraffe Umbrella

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Giraffe Selfie

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Jungle Games

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.