Grizzly Gazer T-Shirts

"Oh boy! Burritos!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Horror Stories.

Emergency exit into Space

'Next!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Johannes Kepler