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"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Climate change creeps north.

"I would be more concerned about climate change if it actually looked like it was receeding."

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

'Read this expert opinion - the glaciers are melting.'

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'T.M.I.F.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Man showing in the rain.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"