Glacier Watching T-Shirts

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Protest

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."