Glacier Guardian T-Shirts

Climbing Mount Everest.

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Damn global warming! You'll have to put it in the freezer."

North Pole

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Natural Disasters

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The World Weeps

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Save our Planet.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Earth Day Summit.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"The glaciers are angry."