Ice Guardian T-Shirts

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Natural Disasters

Hockey Season.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The World Weeps

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Beekeeping 101

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Rescue Guide

Man Skating With Dog.

Save the river.

Last Blue Tuna.

Will work for clean water.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Fish Out of Water.

Sea Levels to rise by 2 metres

Minnesota ground water

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"