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Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Hockey Season.

Ice shelfie.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You call this ice?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'