Water Wizard T-Shirts

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

The Water Diviner

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

I've had a great idea of what to do with the three billion cubic miles of water.

Water Skiing with Sea monster

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Water and agriculture

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

D.I.Y

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'