Ice Warrior T-Shirts

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Mat Trick

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Hockey Season.

Man ice fishing, pulling fish out in an ice block

"He should've passed the puck."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...