Ice Warrior Mugs

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Hockey Season.

Man ice fishing, pulling fish out in an ice block

"He should've passed the puck."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The interested bystanders.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"