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'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Entry level astronomer...

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'First snowdrop.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Shadow

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

End of crisis