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Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Entry level astronomer...

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'First snowdrop.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

End of crisis