Glacier Watching Gifts

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Protest

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."