Glacier Gawker Gifts

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Emergency exit into Space

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Johannes Kepler

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'