Gallery Gawker Gifts

"As a politician I talk meaningless stuff all day long, nobody has noticed in years that I don't have a clue, and I get paid a lot of money for it. Basically I'm also an artist."

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Culture Saturday

"Mr. Right!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Misunderstood artist

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

bird interprets modern art

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Art Gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.