Gallery Gazers Gifts

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Larry's used art

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Emergency exit into Space

I love Museum Shops

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid