The Gallery Gazer Gifts

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

Larry's used art

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Mr. Right!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Projectile painting.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.